My love for you is like a truck

I did manage to get my favorite XBox 360 achievement yet, titled...

My love for you is like a truck

I don't even know why I like it so much. It just sounds cool.

Domestic Explorer

Today I dubbed Harley a domestic explorer.

He constantly tries to get to places he shouldn't around the house. He is fearless. Even spritzing him with the water bottle doesn't dissuade him for long. He's sort of like Indiana Jones, only annoying and furry. And stinky.

Anyway there's not much else going on this week. I still have books up on half and none of them have sold. I think that it's going to be much more difficult to sell trade paperbacks on half than it is to sell more expensive items, because the paperbacks are relatively cheap and shipping isn't. I plan to cut the prices some more and see if they go. If not I'll donate them to the local library or the goodwill.

My diet isn't going quite as well as I had hoped. If I read my scale right I've only lost 1 pound in the last couple of weeks. This is kind of upsetting because the last time I was on Atkins I lost 30 pounds without trying. I'm wondering if my lack of exercise has anything to do with it. Since I moved out here I don't even run around the office to talk to people any more.

So, I've started walking a few nights a week with Frangelica at our local mall. The mall itself is kind of lame, but it's well lit and temperature controlled, so we can reasonably walk there when it's 10 degrees outside.

Anyway, until next time...

WATCH THE SKIES!

Ultimate Gaming Table

One day this shall be mine.

Until then our kitchen table with Tact-Tiles still works nicely. Though if I were buying today I'd seriously consider flip-mats instead.

Atkins, sleep, and insurance.

I will be out of the induction phase of Atkins on Monday. I'm looking forward to some fake carbs. I'll have to hit my buddy up for some of his cheesecake made with splenda.

I do have a weigh in but it's a few days old. I've lost 4 pounds so far. W00t!

Otherwise I've been busy with a DM-only blog for my Ptolus campaign. I've limited the readership because I don't want my own players snooping around. I believe Frangelica intends to start a player's blog, but she hasn't done it yet.

I'm currently having a bit of trouble with my doctor and my insurance company. I have a CPAP machine. Once again I am in need of parts. We have this clever new cat that managed to tear up the elastic that holds the mask on, and I need it replaced. You'd think I was asking for narcotics.

I've jumped through hoops and managed to get an appointment with a specialist, because my regular doctor can't give me a prescription even if I'm dying. In the meantime I located an underground organization willing to supply me with select CPAP parts. I was able to get a replacement for the elastic by leaving a large number of small unmarked non-sequential bills in a plain brown bag in a barrel under a bridge. Later I received the elastic along with a nice note assuring me that the dark stain is not blood.

In the meantime I am eagerly awaiting the specialist's call.

Clearly, the only person who values my health and well-being in this whole process is me.

Calls for Cthulhu

Cthulhu is having a bit of insomnia. He's not really awake yet so we're ok.

But he does have his own call in show.

Atkins take 3, day 2

I was supposed to start Atkins a week ago, but I caught the plague. Or as I like to call it, TEH PLAGUEXX0R. It worked its way through everybody, including my spinster sister. She has dubbed me "plague boy" because I was the last to have it before her.

I was all set to write my starting weight here until I found out what it was. Instead maybe I'll operate in changes. So far I'm at 0. Suffice it to say that I could stand to lose about half my current weight.

Otherwise there isn't much new to report. Last Thursday and Friday I stayed in bed and watched T.V. Daytime T.V. still sucks, but it has some high points. I'm a sucker for most of the "reality" court shows like The People's Court. Mostly I have a fascination with human stupidity. Thus, I tend to also enjoy train wrecks like Jerry Springer. Now that we're closer to Chicgao I hope to actually attend a taping some day.

I did manage to put some of paperbacks I've been reading up on half. Go buy them.

Anyway, back to the grind.

New Year, new resolutions

For all my reader (Hi Mom), here are my New Year's resolutions. I haven't ever posted my resolutions before because I usually don't make them. This year I have several.

Here they are in no particular order:

• Lose weight

I will get an accurate weigh in tomorrow so I know where I start. I agreed to do Atkins with my mother, but she had to go and get the stomach flu, so we'll probably be starting next week some time. I also really need to start exercising. This is much more important now that I work from home.

• Beat down debt

For the past few years my debt has been going up. Starting this year it's going down.

• Start accumulating wealth

I somehow managed to get a small savings account while living in VA. It's mostly gone now. I'd like to have some savings again.

• Budget

Make one and stick to it. This is part of the set of things I used to do but don't any more. It's probably why I've accumulated so much debt and depleted my savings.

• Write at least one video game

This is my dark secret. I work in the gaming industry and have never written a video game by myself. I started to a couple of times when I was much younger, on my TI994/a but I never finished anything.

• Finish that Arcana Unearthed Item Maker I've been working on

Enough is enough. I just need to finish the darn thing. I have code for everything except the weapon and armor builder, which is the most complex bit. I'm hung up on the UI.

• Update this blog at least once a week.

I really let this slide last year.

• Read at least 4 technical books, or books that are designed to make me a better programmer

I did OK with this last year. I need to keep it up.

• Post 12 articles to my company's internal web site

This is part of my plan for world domination.

• Submit a presentation for GDC for next year

I have to list this in this year's goals because of the lead time. Also part of my plan for world domination.

• Break 2000 points on my gamer card

I bought quite a few games this holiday season, including Splinter Cell: Double Agent, ES4: Oblivion (side note: technically it's TES4, not ES4 --I never liked that we abbreviated "The" even when I worked at Bethesda Softworks on TES3), and Gears of War. I'm chomping at the bit to play Gears. I'd also really like to get Lego Star Wars 2. Oh, and Dead Rising. I'm sure there will be more.

• Sell or otherwise get rid of more of my stuff

EBay and Half.com worked pretty well back when we were moving to the new place in VA. Now I have a storage area with a bunch of stuff I haven't seen in 6 months. I'm sure I can find something to sell. The idea is to end 2007 with less stuff than I started with.

• Start meditating again

When I was meditating regularly I felt better. Seriously.

• Give up caffeine

I feel better when I don't drink caffeine. And yet I drink it by the bucket.

• Keep the Ptolus game going

I have yet to have a game that's lasted more than a single (pre-written) adventure. I have a decent group and I'd like to keep it together.

That's the list. Now I need to make one suitable for printing.