Driving madness

So CNN has confirmed that drivers in the northeast are the worst in the country.

This does not surprise me. What does surprise me is that according to the scores, Virginia drivers are slightly above average. Of course, Maryland and DC drivers rank at 44/49.

For a while now I've thought about posting "Martian Dog's guide to Driving in Virginia." Basically it amounts to, "If you think the other guy might be drunk, he is. If you think he isn't drunk, you're wrong." I swear, driving here makes ME want to drink. No sane person drives on these roads.

I don't know how any states scored lower than the DC area. Rhode Island must have competitions to see how many animals and small children one can run over. I imagine living in Rhode Island must be like a real-life version of car wars (only with more web updates).