WTF?

So my brother took this test to see what kind of D&D character he is.

He's not terribly happy with the results.

Here are my results:


I Am A: Neutral Good Half-Orc Fighter Ranger


Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.


Race:
Half-Orcs are a cross between a human and an orc. Generally, this kind of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never raised by a full set of parents. They tend to be less intelligent and attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier. Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility.


Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.


Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.


Deity:
Lathander is the Neutral Good god of spring, dawn, birth, and renewal. His followers believe in new beginnings, and work for the betterment of all. They have no preferred weapon, but they typically wear plate mail and a shield, with red and yellow tinting. Lathander's symbol is rosy pink disk, typically cut from rose quartz.


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I have issues with a lot of this. As a gamer, I tend to think about this kind of stuff.

I tend to think of myself as most similar to a Dwarf. Preferably a Warhammer Dwarf (any race that keeps a Book of Grudges is OK with me). Mostly I want to hit things and rain fire down on them. That would make me some kind of crazy hybrid --in Arcana Evolved terms I'm pretty sure I'd end up as a mageblade. In D&D terms I'd be some kind of crazy fighter/mage, fighter/sorcerer. If you bring in the psionics handbook I'd end up as their crazy fighter/psion hybrid class.

So anyway, the half-orc bit is right out, as is the secondary class. The alignment is probably correct (though at different times I'd call myself LN vs NG).

From the detailed results:

Detailed Results:
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXX (6)
Lawful Neutral -- X (1)
True Neutral ---- XXX (3)
Chaotic Neutral - (-2)
Lawful Evil ----- (0)
Neutral Evil ---- (-3)
Chaotic Evil ---- (-2)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXX (5)
Half-Elf - XXXXX (5)
Elf ------ XXX (3)
Halfling - (-4)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXX (7)
Gnome ---- XX (2)

Class:
Fighter - XXXXXXXX (8)
Ranger -- XXXXX (5)
Paladin - XXXXX (5)
Cleric -- XXXXX (5)
Mage ---- (0)
Druid --- (-1)
Thief --- (-8)
Bard ---- X (1)
Monk ---- (-1)